should i make a sarcastic comment or not
i just figured out the perfect murder
kill someone and bury them in their own garden
that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide
#welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them
An alligator dies. Its tombstone reads "See you later."
I found my ‘journal’ from Grade Five, Six and Seven I have never wanted to punch my past self more than I do right now
On the other hand I now know exactly when my handwriting went from ‘awkward crooked print-cursive’ to ‘cursive so messy I understand Math better than this shit”
I’m also feeling extremely nostalgic because I remember every single instance where I wrote in those journals
Wow I guess they kind of did fulfil their purpose of bringing back PAINFUL CRINGE-WORTHY MEMORIES FROM MIDDLE SCHOOL HELL (i was apparently a very dramatic child WHO ALSO WROTE A LOT MORE SELF-INSERTS THAN FUCKING NECESSARY)
I’m burning these notebooks I swear to god
I'm pretty sure I would marry every single Avenger.
Black Widow is an Avenger.
Did I fucking stutter?